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المنبر الحر / Close your eyes , and think of England
« في: 16:05 03/06/2017 »In the late 1970s, , a play entitled "Close Your Eyes and Think of England" was shown in London for ten years without interruption. The summery of which is that one of the lords invites one of the senior oil sheikhs (Arab sheikh of course) to a dinner. The Lord was a chairman of a major oil company. And oil giants - as you know - the giants of politics at the same time.
As the Englishmen, who have an intelligence mind, even in social matters, used to do , the Lord collected information about the Sheikh's desire in food and drink ... and more importantly about the mood of the sheikh in women, all his information reported that he likes blondes , and he has bored of brunettes.
The Lord ,in his courteous manner ,hints to his wife that some nice blonds must be among the invited women which meet the Arabic taste in women, and asked her to watch him remotely and monitor his looks. If his eyes settled on a certain woman , you have to introduce her, then leave them alone. The Arabs are experts on these things, and more convincing than the devil himself.
In the final scene of the third chapter of the play, the Lord's wife clings to her husband's arm and pulls him aside to mingle with him, Feeling of astonishment and puzzlement is mixed on her face :
John: There is a problem.
The Lord responds quickly:
- Please, I do not want problems tonight.
She reacted with emotion trying to control it
* Not before you hear me
- say what ?
* Do you know whom the Sheikh admired?
- Definitely more than a blonde.
* NEVER..I am the one he admired !! .. He wants me !!.
The Lord opens his eyes widely , surprised and says:
- You ?!. He must be crazy?
Silence for a moment .. emotions of surprise and puzzled loom on his face . Then he says to his wife stammering :
- "Well baby .. Close your eyes and think of England"!
Translated by: Saad H. Keder
من كتاب (سايكولوجيا عراقية .. للاستاد الدكتور: قاسم حسين صالح)
As the Englishmen, who have an intelligence mind, even in social matters, used to do , the Lord collected information about the Sheikh's desire in food and drink ... and more importantly about the mood of the sheikh in women, all his information reported that he likes blondes , and he has bored of brunettes.
The Lord ,in his courteous manner ,hints to his wife that some nice blonds must be among the invited women which meet the Arabic taste in women, and asked her to watch him remotely and monitor his looks. If his eyes settled on a certain woman , you have to introduce her, then leave them alone. The Arabs are experts on these things, and more convincing than the devil himself.
In the final scene of the third chapter of the play, the Lord's wife clings to her husband's arm and pulls him aside to mingle with him, Feeling of astonishment and puzzlement is mixed on her face :
John: There is a problem.
The Lord responds quickly:
- Please, I do not want problems tonight.
She reacted with emotion trying to control it
* Not before you hear me
- say what ?
* Do you know whom the Sheikh admired?
- Definitely more than a blonde.
* NEVER..I am the one he admired !! .. He wants me !!.
The Lord opens his eyes widely , surprised and says:
- You ?!. He must be crazy?
Silence for a moment .. emotions of surprise and puzzled loom on his face . Then he says to his wife stammering :
- "Well baby .. Close your eyes and think of England"!
Translated by: Saad H. Keder
من كتاب (سايكولوجيا عراقية .. للاستاد الدكتور: قاسم حسين صالح)